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Mr. Bean On His Mother’s
Death |
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Mr. Bean On
His Mother’s Death:
Mr. Bean:
(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend:
Condolence, my friend... |
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Mr. Bean Watched Horror
Film... |
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Mr. Bean
Chatting With His Friend:
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok? Mr. Bean:
What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film...
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Mr. Bean On Marriage... |
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Friend:
How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean:
16
Friend:
Why?
Mr. Bean:
Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse… |
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Where To Where Did The
Mughals Rule... |
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History
Teacher:
From where to where did the Mughals rule?
Student:
Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26...
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Mr. Bean At An ATM
Machine... |
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Mr. Bean At
An ATM Machine: Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean:
I know your PIN no., hee... hee... |
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Mr. Bean At Drug Store... |
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While in a
drug store: Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my
grandson. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C... |
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Mr. Bean While In Grade
School… |
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Mr. Bean
while in grade school… Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean:
9
Teacher:
What is 4 plus 5... |
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What A Woman can Do... |
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The door
opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from
her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat
him to death with the chair..." |
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Don't Copy If You Can't
Paste... |
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'The
best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't
my wife!' The crowd was shocked... |
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And, Mr. Denton As Dead
At The Time... |
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Attorney: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
Witness: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m... |
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Was This Male Or
Female... |
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Attorney: Can you describe the individual? Witness: He was about medium height and had a beard...
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Were There Any Girl... |
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Attorney: She had three children, right? Witness: Yes.
Attorney: How many were boys? Witness: None... |
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