Those who are addicted to messaging and emailing will find this list comprehensive and useful...

S^: What's Up?

S2R: Send To Receive

S2U: Same To You

S4L: Spam For Life

SADAD: Suck A Dick And Die

SAHM: Stay At Home Mom

SBTA: Sorry, Being Thick Again

SBUG: Small Bald Un-audacious Goal

SCNR: Sorry, Could Not Resist

SED: Said Enough Darling

SEG: Sh** Eating Grin

SEP: Somebody Else's Problem

SETE: Smiling Ear To Ear

SEWAG: Scientifically Engineered Wild Ass Guess

SF: Surfer Friendly -or- Science Fiction

SFAIAA: So Far As I Am Aware

SFETE: Smiling From Ear To Ear

SFTTM: Stop F***ing Talking To Me

SFX: Sound Effects -or- Stage Effects

SH: Sh** Happens

SHB: Should Have Been

SHID: Slap Head In Disgust

SHMILY: See How Much I Love You

SIC: Spelling Is Correct

SICL: Sitting In Chair Laughing

SII: Seriously Impaired Imagination

SIL: Sister-In-Law

SIT: Stay In Touch

SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage

SITD: Still In The Dark

SIUP: Suck It Up Pussy

SIUYA: Shove It Up Your Ass

Sk8r: Skater

SL: Second Life

SLAP: Sounds Like A Plan

SLAW: Sounds Like A Winner

SLIRK: Smart Little Rich Kid

SLOM: Sticking Leeches On Myself

SLT: Something Like That

SM: Senior Moment

SMAIM: Send Me An Instant Message

SMB: Suck My Balls

SME: Subject Matter Expert

SMEM: Send Me E-Mail

SMH: Shaking My Head

SMIM: Send Me an Instant Message

SNAFU: Situation Normal, All F***ed Up

SNAG: Sensitive New Age Guy

SNERT: Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager

SO: Significant Other (spouse, boy/girlfriend)

SOB: Son Of a B*tch

SOGOP: Sh** Or Get Off the Pot

SOH: Sense Of Humor

SOHF: Sense Of Humor Failure

SOI: Self Owning Idiot

SOIAR: Sit On It And Rotate

SOL: Sh** Out of Luck

SOMY: Sick Of Me Yet

SOOYA: Snake Out Of Your Ass

SOP: Standard Operating Procedure

SorG: Straight or Gay

SOS: Same Old Sh**

SOT: Short On Time

SOTMG: Short On Time, Must Go

SOZ: Sorry

SRO: Standing Room Only

SSC: Super Sexy Cute

SSDD: Same Sh** Different Day

SSEWBA: Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms

STBY: Sucks To Be You

STD: Seal The Deal

STFU: Shut The F*** Up

STFW: Search The F***ing Web

STM: Spank The Monkey

STPPYNOZGTW: Stop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work

STR8: Straight

STS: So To Speak

STW: Search The Web

STYS: Speak To You Soon

SU: Shut Up

SUAC: Sh** Up A Creek

SUAKM: Shut Up And Kiss Me

SUFI: Super Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile

SUP: What's Up?

SUYF: Shut Up You Fool

SWAG: Scientific Wild Ass Guess -and- Software And Giveaways

SWAK: Sealed (or Sent) With A Kiss

SWALBCAKWS: Sealed With A Lick Because A Kiss Won't Stick

SWALK: Sealed With A Loving Kiss

SWDYT: So What Do You Think

SWIS: See What I'm Saying

SWL: Screaming With Laughter

SWMBO: She Who Must Be Obeyed

SWU: So What's Up

SYS: See You Soon

SYT: See You Tomorrow

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