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P: Partner

P&C: Private & Confidential

P2C2E: Process Too Complicated Too Explain

P2U4URAQTP: Peace To You For You Are A Cutie Pie

P911: Parent Alert

PA: Parent Alert

PAL: Parents Are Listening

PANS: Pretty Awesome New Stuff

PAW: Parents Are Watching

PB: Potty Break

PBB: Parent Behind Back

PBEM: Play By E-Mail

PBJ: Peanut Butter and Jelly -or- Pretty Boy Jock

PD: Public Domain

PDOMA: Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass

PDQ: Pretty Darn Quick

PEBCAC: Problem Exists Between Chair and Computer

PEBCAK: Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard

PFA: Pulled From Ass -or- Please Find Attached

PFC: Pretty F***ing Cold

PHAT: Pretty Hot And Tempting

PHB: Pointy Haired Boss

PHS: Pointy Haired Stupidvisor

PIAPS: Pig In A Pant Suit

PIBKAC: Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair

PICNIC: Problem In Chair, Not In Computer

PIF: Paid In Full

PIMP: Peeing In My Pants

PIN: Person In Need

PIR: Parent In Room

PITA: Pain In The Ass

PITMEMBOAM: Peace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother

PLS: Please

PLZ: Please

PM: Personal Message -or- Private Message

PMFJI: Pardon Me For Jumping In

PMIGBOM: Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth

PMJI: Pardon My Jumping In

PML: Pissing Myself Laughing

PMSL: Pissed Myself Laughing

PNATMBC: Pay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain

PND: Possibly Not Definitely

PO: Piss Off

POAHF: Put On A Happy Face

POAK: Passed Out At Keyboard

PONA: Person Of No Account

POOF: good-bye, also seen as ::poof::

POS: Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**

POSC: Piece Of Sh** Computer

POSSLQ: Persons of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters

POTS: Plain Old Telephone System -or- Pat On The Shoulder

POV: Point of View

PP: People

PRON: porn

PS: Post Script

PSO: Product Superior to Operator

PTH: Prime Tanning Hours

PTP: Pardon The Pun

PTPOP: Pat The Pissed Off Primate

PU: That Stinks

P-ZA: Pizza

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