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D&M: Deep & Meaningful

DAMHIKT: Don't Ask Me How I Know That

DARFC: Ducking And Running For Cover

DBA: Doing Business As

DBABAI: Don't Be A Bitch About It

DBD: Don't Be Dumb

DBEYR: Don't Believe Everything You Read

DD: Due Diligence

DDD: Direct Distance Dial

DDSOS: Different Day, Same Old Sh**

def: Definitely

DETI: Don't Even Think It

DF: Dear Friend

DFLA: Dis-enhanced 4-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA)

DGA: Don't Go Anywhere

DGT: Don't Go There

DGTG: Don't Go There Girlfriend

DGYF: Damn Girl You're Fine

DH: Dear Husband

DHYB: Don't Hold Your Breath

DIAF: Die In A Fire

DIC: Drunk In Charge

DIKU: Do I Know You

DILLIGAD: Do I Look Like I Give A Damn

DILLIGAS: Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**

DINK: Double Incomes, No Kids

DIRFT: Do It Right the First Time

DISTO: Did I Say That Out loud?

DITR: Dancing In The Rain

DITYID: Did I Tell You I'm Distressed

DIY: Do It Yourself

DKDC: Don't Know Don't Care

DL: Download -or- Dead Link

DLTBBB: Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite

DLTM: Don't Lie To Me

DMI: Don't Mention It

DNBL8: Do Not Be Late

DNC: Does Not Compute

DND: Do Not Disturb

DOC: Drug Of Choice

DOE: Depends On Experience

DOEI: Goodbye (in Dutch)

DORD: Department of Redundancy Department

DP: Domestic Partner

Dps: Damage Per Second

DPUP: Don't Poop Your Pants

DQMOT: Don't Quote Me On This

DQYDJ: Don't Quit Your Day Job

DRIB: Don't Read If Busy

DSTR8: Damn Straight

DTC: Deep Throaty Chuckle

DTRT: Do The Right Thing

DUI: Driving Under the Influence

DUM: Do You Masturbate?

DURS: Damn You Are Sexy

DUSL: Do You Scream Loud?

DUST: Did You See That

DWB: Don't Write Back

DWBH: Don't Worry Be Happy

DWI: Driving While Intoxicated

DWPKOTL: Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips

DWS: Driving While Stupid

DWWWI: Surfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated

DWYM: Does What You Mean

DYFM: Dude You Fascinate Me

DYHAB: Do You Have A Boyfriend

DYHAG: Do You Have A Girlfriend

DYJHIW: Don't You Just Hate It When...

DYOFDW: Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work

DYSTSOTT: Did You See The Size Of That Thing

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