Those who are addicted to messaging and emailing will find this list comprehensive and useful...

A/S/L/P: Age/Sex/Location/Picture

A3: Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime

AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse

AAF: As A Friend

AAK: Asleep At Keyboard

AAMOF: As A Matter Of Fact

AAMOI: As A Matter Of Interest

AAR: At Any Rate

AAR8: At Any Rate

AAS: Alive And Smiling

AATK: Always At The Keyboard

AAYF: As Always, Your Friend

AB: Ass Backwards

ABITHIWTIDB: A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush

ABT2: About To

ACD: Alt Control Delete

ACE: Access Control Entry

ACK: Acknowledgement

ACORN: A Completely Obsessive Really Nutty person

ADAD: Another Day Another Dollar

ADBB: All Done Bye Bye

ADIH: Another Day In Hell

ADIP: Another Day In Paradise

AND: Advanced Digital Network -or- Any Day Now

ADR: Address

AEAP: As Early As Possible

AFAGAY: A Friend As Good As You

AFAHMASP: A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted

AFAIC: As Far As I'm Concerned

AFAICS: As Far As I Can See

AFAICT: As far As I can Tell

AFAIK: As Far As I Know

AFAIU: As Far As I Understand

AFAIUI: As Far As I Understand It

AFAP: As Far As Possible

AFAYC: As Far As You're Concerned

AFC: Away From Computer

AFDN: Any F***ing Day Now

AFGO: Another F***ing Growth Opportunity

AFIAA: As Far As I Am Aware

AFINIAFI: A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed

AFK: Away From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill

AFPOE: A Fresh Pair Of Eyes

AFT: About F***ing Time

AFZ: Acronym Free Zone

AGB: Almost Good Bridge

AGKWE: And God Knows What Else

AIAMU: And I'm A Monkey's Uncle

AIGHT: All Right

AIH: As It Happens

AIMB: As I Mentioned Before

AIMP: Always In My Prayers

AISB: As I Said Before

AISE: As I Said Earlier

AISI: As I See It

AKA or a.k.a.: Also Known As

ALAP: As Late As Possible

Alcon: All Concerned

ALOL: Actually Laughing Out Loud

ALOTBSOL: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life

ALTG: Act Locally, Think Globally

AMAP: As Many As Possible -or- As Much As Possible

AMBW: All My Best Wishes

AMF: Adios Mother F***er

AML: All My Love

AMRMTYFTS: All My Roommates Thank You For The Show

ANFAWFOWS: And Now For A Word From Our Web Sponsor

ANFSCD: And Now For Something Completely Different

ANGB: Almost Nearly Good Bridge

AOAS: All Of A Sudden

AOB: Abuse Of Bandwidth

AON: Apropos Of Nothing

AP: Apple Pie

AS: Ape Sh**

ASAFP: As Soon As F***ing Possible

ASAMOF: As A Matter Of Fact

ASAP: As Soon As Possible

ASL: Age/Sex/Location

ASLMH: Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies

ATAB: Ain't That A Bitch

ATC: Any Two Cards

ATST: At The Same Time

ATW: All the Web -or- Around the Web

AWGTHTGTTA: Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again

AWGTHTGTTSA: Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh** Again

AWLTP: Avoiding Work Like The Plague

AWNIAC: All We Need Is Another Chair

AWOL: Absent Without Leave

AYC: Aren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky

AYCE: All You Can Eat

AYK: As You Know

AYSOS: Are You Stupid Or Something

AYTMTB: And You're Telling Me This Because

AYV: Are You Vertical?

More: A l B l C l D l E l F l G l H l I l J l K l L l M l N l O l P l Q l R l S l T l U l V l W l X l Y l Z